That awkward moment when you steal a loaf of bread and end up being followed by some maniac your entire life
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
not to offend anyone here but, im beautiful and anyone would be lucky to have me
(Source: supremelaxbro, via borinq)
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT
Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.
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